[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.outback.cz\/prokleta-smula\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.outback.cz\/prokleta-smula\/","headline":"Proklet\u00e1 sm\u016fla","name":"Proklet\u00e1 sm\u016fla","description":"Je to prost\u011b den, kdy vstanete a hned se to za\u010dne sypat. Za\u010dne to hned r\u00e1no v koupeln\u011b, kde te\u010de voda. To je p\u0159ece v po\u0159\u00e1dku, \u0159eknete si, od toho je koupelna, aby v n\u00ed ta voda tekla. Ale jo, to ano, ale m\u011bla by t\u00e9ci pouze ze za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed k tomu ur\u010den\u00fdch, jako je nap\u0159\u00edklad […]","datePublished":"2021-06-16","dateModified":"2023-05-31","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.outback.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.outback.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/614460c3109f6ef46730ae87c5e2be623f574940fabcec1214dc0d8d5af688cf?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/614460c3109f6ef46730ae87c5e2be623f574940fabcec1214dc0d8d5af688cf?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"outback.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.outback.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/hodiny.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.outback.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/hodiny.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.outback.cz\/prokleta-smula\/","about":["Nakupov\u00e1n\u00ed"],"wordCount":443,"articleBody":"      Je to prost\u011b den, kdy vstanete a hned se to za\u010dne sypat. Za\u010dne to hned r\u00e1no v koupeln\u011b, kde te\u010de voda. To je p\u0159ece v po\u0159\u00e1dku, \u0159eknete si, od toho je koupelna, aby v n\u00ed ta voda tekla. Ale jo, to ano, ale m\u011bla by t\u00e9ci pouze ze za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed k tomu ur\u010den\u00fdch, jako je nap\u0159\u00edklad vodovodn\u00ed kohoutek, pop\u0159\u00edpad\u011b splachovadlo. Jen\u017ee ona voda te\u010de mezi kachli\u010dkami a jako na vztek ne nad vanou, ale vedle. Tak\u017ee hned po r\u00e1nu ham\u0165\u00e1me po kotn\u00edky ve vod\u011b, co\u017e m\u00e1 zajist\u00e9 do hezk\u00fdch z\u00e1\u017eitk\u016f hodn\u011b daleko. Tak\u017ee co s t\u00edm ud\u011bl\u00e1me. \u010clov\u011bk flegmatik pokr\u010d\u00ed rameny a jde si lehnout zp\u00e1tky do postele. Ono to n\u011bjak dopadne. A tak\u00e9 jo, kachl\u00edky opadaly, sousedi jsou u\u017e vytopen\u00ed komplet a voda z koupelny u\u017e vnikla i do dal\u0161\u00edch ob\u00fdvac\u00edch prostor, tak\u017ee to v ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku vypad\u00e1 jako na slapsk\u00e9 p\u0159ehrad\u011b. Tento sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159 se zd\u00e1 p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 legra\u010dn\u00ed, nebo p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 katastrofick\u00fd, ale st\u00e1t se to m\u016f\u017ee. A proto by m\u011bl ka\u017ed\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk v\u011bd\u011bt, co m\u00e1 d\u011blat. Zde se to nau\u010d\u00edte. Ale mus\u00edte \u010d\u00edst d\u00e1le. Tak p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm mus\u00edte v\u011bd\u011bt, kde je uz\u00e1v\u011br vody. Ano, to je to, odkud si ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u011bs\u00edc zapisujete stav na cifern\u00edku hodin. Pokud nev\u00edte, o \u010dem je \u0159e\u010d, nast\u00e1v\u00e1 probl\u00e9m. A ten se mus\u00ed \u0159e\u0161it co nejrychleji. To um\u00ed \u0159e\u0161it havarijn\u00ed slu\u017eba. Ano, tam m\u016f\u017eete zavolat i ve \u010dty\u0159i r\u00e1no, kdy\u017e jste vstali, nebo t\u0159eba o p\u016flnoci, kdy\u017e jdete sp\u00e1t. Pr\u00e1v\u011b proto zde ta slu\u017eba je. Pro tyto p\u0159\u00edpady. Vyhov\u00ed v\u00e1m v jakoukoli hodinu. Vy jen sd\u011blte p\u0159esnou adresu a pochopiteln\u011b popi\u0161te, pokud mo\u017eno p\u0159esn\u011b, ale stru\u010dn\u011b o\u010d kr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed. T\u00edm cel\u00e9 v\u011bci pom\u016f\u017eete. Zmaten\u00e9 kokt\u00e1n\u00ed, neur\u010ditosti jako \u201en\u011bco mi tu te\u010de\u201c t\u011bm, kte\u0159\u00ed maj\u00ed slu\u017ebu moc nepomohou. Rovn\u011b\u017e se zdr\u017ete popisu toho, co v\u00e1m ji\u017e voda ud\u011blala za paseku. To ty p\u00e1ny moc nezaj\u00edm\u00e1, oni ji budou zastavovat a k tomu mus\u00ed zn\u00e1t p\u0159esnou adresu, aby v\u011bd\u011bli, kde p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b je dal\u0161\u00ed ventil k p\u0159\u00edpadn\u00e9mu zastaven\u00ed ji\u017e tekouc\u00ed vody. Nu\u017ee, volejte a \u010dekejte. Nic jin\u00e9ho u\u017e ud\u011blat nem\u016f\u017eete, mimo \u00faklidu ov\u0161em.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Proklet\u00e1 sm\u016fla","item":"https:\/\/www.outback.cz\/prokleta-smula\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]